Friday, August 28, 2009

Things That Make You Chuckle......

An Indian internet tabloid confirmed yesterday that these two have purchased a 3 million dollar
love nest in West Hollywood and of course their source for this headline.....why the National Enquirer, of course. That bastion of Internet and culturally correct journalism. I'm convinced.
I just know that there is a three-headed baby somewhere in the United States.


Let's start by saying, huh??? These two are relatively bright kids. Say they are sharing a room at the hotel in Vancouver. So what. Age wise, they are two consenting adults and they can do whatever they damn well please. However, I know that if I were looking for a love nest, it would not be in West Hollywood. It would be up in the hills where there are big ass mansions and trees and relative privacy. Let's just say that this one makes me chuckle. Besides we all know if it were true, Twilight Lexicon would confirm it. It is their sworn duty to bring us all the inane truths about the Twilight people, is it not?


Moving on. Jackson Rathbone. Sweet, adorable Jackson and his famous band, 100 Monkeys. Is there anyone reading this that actually like their music or at least think that anyone of the Monkeys can actually sing? I've listened to several videos and frankly, in the shower these guys wouldn't sound that good and yet they are packing them into small venues around the country. Without Jackson this band is dead. And their play dates? I wonder how Jackson manages to do all the dates he has done and still make a movie? He's racking up the frequent flyer miles for sure. My Rob has been playing in one band or another for the last 15 years. Out of the six bands he has drummed for, only two were worth a damn. The rest of them were those screaming, growling bands of the 90's that were so popular and the people that came out to see them had these awful piercings and tattoos all over their bodies. I was always happy when he came home. At least I knew that he hadn't been mugged, knifed or shot. However, his Mustang was broken into twice during those years. The insurance company had him on speed dial for the number or claims he filed. Thankfully, his choice of music matured and he actually enjoys what he is doing now. Besides, he actually gets paid to do it.


Peter Facinelli and Billy Burke. I love these guys. They make me laugh. Anyone who follows them on Twitter knows what I am talking about. They both have quick minds and sharp wit. And dear Billy, he calls a spade a spade. I would, in a New York minute, sit down over a beer with these two and I don't even like beer. I somehow think that this would not matter and that by the end of the sit down I would be a beer convert. They are just so much fun.


Death Cab for Cutie. Good God. I've listened to the music and it is pretty darn good. I just hope that whatever they have done for the soundtrack is good. I just wish they had a different name. This one gives me the creeps. Kings of Leon just don't do soundtracks. Not in their nature I guess. They are good, but seems to me a little on the prima dona side. I have to ask myself, who wouldn't want to be on a soundtrack that is sure to do quite well, business wise? Well, boys, you will have tons of fans and sold out shows, because if you are good enough to please the lovely Kristen and Rob, well you just know they must be the cat's meow. So shell out those hard earned dollars for any and all things KOL! And as an aside, why is it that they are always playing a venue near the cast of Twilight? Hmmmm.......................


Was good to see the few pictures floating out from the Vancouver shoot of Eclipse. Noticeably missing........the hoards of New York fans screaming and running down the street chasing poor Rob. He looks much more relaxed in the pictures I saw yesterday. Hair has been trimmed, curly sideburns tamed and yes, I think he has had a brow shaping. Can't have Edward looking nappy. Must be Adonis-like at all times. However, if he was shooting in the T-shirt he had on, well that's kind of wrong. He's rich. And his sister dresses him. Looked a little tatty to me. Oh well, at least it was something new.


From my world to you, that's about it for now. Will have to really start to ride the internet wave to get more juicy not a bit of truth articles to read. We all need a hobby.

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